Galactic Butter Knife Wars
A long, long time ago in a picturesque, picturesque galaxy…
After leaving the industrial planet Pluto, a group of trolls fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a squidgy, space tower.
Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Dumpy Derfy, a derelict fairy capable of death by a single cut and even murder.
Terrified, a sweltering zombie known as Leah Loris flees the Empire, with her protector, General Blood.
They head for Ottawa on the planet Mercury. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Blood uses his shiny butter knife to defend Leah.
Blood and Leah decide it’s time to leave Mercury and steal a space pod to shoot their way out.
They encounter a tribe of pixies. Blood is attacked and Leah is captured by the pixies and taken back to frozen wastelands of Ottawa.
Blood must fight to save Leah but when he accidentally unearths a pretty big book, the entire future of the picturesque, industrial galaxy is at stake.